Have you ever wondered why the bees and butterflies dance among the flowers or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned? Never had them in mind, eh? Well, long ago, a girl once did. Of course, that’s not all she asked. She would go around asking everyone in her little town all kinds of questions, very strange questions.
“Where do the unicorns now roam? What happened to all the fairy folk?” or “Who lead the battle against the demons? Was it a rebel succubus?” Quite the inquisitive gel. Everyone in the town thought her quite curious – and demented. Of course, that was before it happened. Why, you should know what it was, it’s been in every history book written since it happened!
Oh, children these days. You’ve already forgotten that story? Well, the sun’s just gone down and the fire is raging, I do believe I have time to tell it again tonight before bed. However, I’ll start at the beginning this time around and tell you what the books don’t say – about the beginnings of Liz Bet, that little girl. Ah, now you remember who I’m talking about, eh? Of course you would, we’re heading to her castle. We should be there in a couple of days. Now, no more questions, gather closely and let me recount my journey with our princess.
Well, rewrote the negative first chapter, will post up next chapter tomorrow when I’m done with it. I was thinking of writing this in the vein of Lewis Carrol or maybe Terry Pratchett. We shall see, teehee!